The F*cking Wedding Planner: For Brides With a Foul Mouth and a Sense of Humor
$12.99
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WHAT'S INSIDE — 30 FULL PAGES OF ORGANIZED CHAOS:
✂️ The Big Picture — date, vibe, guest count, your one-sentence vision
✂️ The Countdown — a no-bullsh*t month-by-month plan
✂️ The Non-Negotiables — the hills you'll die on (and the phrase to say when someone pushes back)
✂️ Do's & Don'ts — hard-won advice so you don't learn the hard way
✂️ Budget Tools — master number, line-item grid, and a payment due-date tracker so no balance sneaks up on you
✂️ Guest List & Invites — who's coming (and who isn't)
✂️ Venue, Food & Drinks — plus the honest bar math
✂️ Ceremony, Photos & Music — shot lists, playlists, the works
✂️ The Dress & Bride Stuff — silhouette, fittings, beauty, emergency pouch
✂️ The Groom's Outfit — so he doesn't "just wear a black suit" at 11pm
✂️ The Wedding Party — outfit trackers for bridesmaids + groomsmen
✂️ Color Palette Worksheets — swatch labs to lock your vibe for real
✂️ The Big Day — hour-by-hour timeline & day-of emergency kit
✂️ Vendors, Backup & Toasts — who you hired & who you'd call
✂️ Honeymoon & Thank-Yous — the escape plan and the notes
✂️ The Sign-Off — the last word. Go be married.
THE GOODS:
• 34 full pages, US Letter 8.5" x 11"
• PRINT-READY PDF — print at home, a copy shop, or anywhere. Tick it, photocopy it, spill coffee on it. It's yours.
The F*cking Wedding Planner: For Brides With a Foul Mouth and a Sense of Humor
$12.99